Saturday, April 16, 2011

Short update!

Hello girls! Sorry for MIA-ing for so long. I'm having my exams alr! left 2 papers, 9 more days and I'll regain my freedom, for 2 months! I'll have practicum for 5 weeks after that. yucks.

anw, I hope you girls are doing good. It's been a long time since we meet up, or maybe just me? ): still, good to hear that a meet up is coming up soon. can't wait to hear some new juicy gossips!

btw, I'm here to inform you girls that I might be having a bday party due to popular demand! ahahhaa. yea yea just to have some fun tgt, and probably a mini gathering for my friends. So, I've set it on 18 june, a saturday. Most probably chalet la, as usual. i really have no idea where else. no money for hotel. anw, YOU GIRLS BETTER DONT GO OVERSEAS OR SET ANYTHING ElSE ON THAT DAY! I chop you all alr! AND, in case ps also having a party, DONT CLASH WITH MINE LOL! let us know early too! :D

and ah, you girls better come help me with my party thanks. suggestions for theme, location, activities and food?? budget pls. and, i have some really wild themes in mind alr. hehe. share with you girls again!

for now, i gtg mug again. shitty shit. catch up with you all soon!

With love,
Qinyu

Sunday, April 10, 2011

your dear friend caught on stomp!



Hey girls check this out!! Ming Yi and his twin brother! didnt know he had a twin brother. and they're so engrossed in their games they didnt give up their seats to senior citizens!


lotsa love ting ting

Sunday, March 27, 2011

A trip down to the dentist

Hey guys it's me again! I am supposed to be studying now but decided to come here and blog about some stuff that happened like more than 1 week ago. It just suddenly struck me that i have to rant about this. Last week i realised that my teeths are bloody yellow so i got irritated and decided to make a trip down to the dentist. Went to some private dental beside my parents' office to actually polish my teeth and make it look whiter and shinnier. Since my parents always go to him when they have problems with their teeths and they said he was a nice person, so i trusted them. For your info, my teeths have always been done at Tan Tock Seng ever since i started wearing braces. So i reached the dental clinic and got down to it.When i entered the room, i felt so not use to it. In his room there's this small fish pond in the corner with water flowing down the small fountain, his dental chair is worn out, and the plate where you put all the tools looks quite dirty.Ok maybe not as clean as compared to the hospital's one. Like you know coz the hospital would always use a new pair of tools and sterilised it before using them. And i have to describe how the doctor looks like! He is a plump man in his 50s, the 2 top buttons on his shirt were not buttoned, he wore a high waisted black working pants with a belt around his damn round belly and he wore a pair of nua sandals. Most importantly idk why he smelled like pee!! LOL. Also, he only wore a mask around his mouth and he did not wear a cap on his head. I thought dentist must wear a plastic cap like showering cap one.NO? So a dentist actually look like this..Hmmmm. He got down to checking my teeth and he was damn rough! This is where the climax begin! He started criticising my teeths after 5 seconds of checking.Kaobei. He said how come your teeth like not in perfect alignment since u wore braces before? The front part of your teeth should come out more and not be so inside. It looks like the doctor had't finished his job. He told you he finished doing it? Next he proceeded to saying i've got decaying teeths so he need to clean and repair those teeth first before he can polish it if not it's going to bla bla bla....So he called my mum in and explained to her that he need to fix those teeths first. My mum asked so how many decayed teeths she has? And he replied idk i havent really count it, it's mostly in the back. Wa the way he talk ah...obviously i know he want to earn more $$$. While he's talking to my mum about it, i eye signaled to my mum that i dont want him to do it. I rather go back to my own doctor at TTS to do it. So yeah my mum got my hint and told him it's best that i go back and see what the doctor has to say. In the end, i make a wasted trip down. zzzzzzzzzz For your info, this private dental is not cheap ok! That time my dad repaired his teeth for $700 for some mere stuff lah like overpriced i think, and my mum's too. Plus this dentist, his pricing is not fixed one. If u didnt go to him for 1 year he will charge u higher and all. Wa daylight robbery. Don't understand why my parents like to go to him. He may be a nice guy, but it's so obvious that he is jian and wanna earn more, rather than put himself in his patients shoes.Tsk. Lesson learnt: I realised i always have problems with outside dentists. From now, I will always fix my teeth in a hospital. I feel so weird and out of place if it's not in a hospital. Furthermore, the hospital service, facilities and equipments are excellent la. I love it. Like i can safely leave my teeths in the hands of them. The doctors were all damn skillful and professional. Angsty Peishan.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

FOREVER 21!

Im having a tummy upset now but nevertheless still feeling good because, because because! because my law presentation is over. And tt was the last of all the presentations! whoohooo this disgusting semester is ending very soon and i hope all goes well i dont wanna retake any modules goodness.

Alrighty the most impactful event to me that happened lately was my Birthday party. I had my regrets, almost right after planning the party and inviting my guests, and was still regretting all the way until the day of my party at 7pm because there were less than 10 arrived guests out of the total 40 that I invited.

I've nv felt more loserish and nervous that night. i mean wth, 1 by 1 your guests arrive(and mind you tt'd be like 2hours after the start of the party) and they'd be thinking 'wtf this party is so pathetic. Space so big and nobody's turning up?' man it was my birthday and i prayed for nth more than everything to be smooth.

Thankfully, 船到桥头自然直OK, im actually feeling quite proud of my ability to use such a cheem chinese term now. But maybe peishan wont understand this phrase. i explain to you ok. it means at the end of the day, everything will go smoothly and ur worries will be for naught. yes sth like tt.

the guests (being MY guests and very much like me) were all late. so the whole bunch arrived at close to 9. And before that i had been so damn desperate. Well not just me, you guys were feeling worried for me too and we started calling up all sorts of ppl. I think tt was pretty bad of me on my part because its damn insincere and the explanation, no matter how creative is still a scam and obvious to the other party they were used to 滥竽充数. (WTF! so proud of myself again) Peishan, this means to make up for the number. And, i was feeling bad because there were some people that i could have invited and missed out and some others that i should have personally invited (not just via fb event), at least thru' sms.

And i was so scared that ppl will dua me but heng only a couple did. So i think i was having a lot of fun especially during musical chairs. Though when i went back home, i was feeling guilty for suaning huiping so much the entire day. seriously dunno wads wrong with me. like she so steady pom pee pee help me so much den i still suan her? the only time i wanted to slap her was when she said i look like a 男人. Sooo, I need to do some self reflection and stop acting like a meanie.

Anyway thanks peopole. love you all ok. and the cash and presents too. love them all. and received some very UNIQUE gifts. like Peck Ki's lol. when she handed me the gift, she refused to let me unwrap it on the spot. Well, she made the right choice because if i did open it in front of her, i would probably have smacked her butt.

She gave me this metal box that was wrapped in zillions of layers or paper. which i unwrap until i siao ke. ( which she wrapped till she go siao ke too) and inside tt metal box was COINS. wtf.. hahahahaha very very creative of our dear PPk cos sometime ago i had just posted on my wall that i needed lotsa money.

hmmm.. come to think of it, updating your status every now and then when you are facing problems is quite helpful actually. You wont know who would play fairygodmother just for you. well so anyway, when i saw the coins i got a shock and was too lazy to count it so i texted her and told her to reveal the amount. and of cos peck ki being peck ki made me count the coins which i did and they added up to my new age. NO more reminders pls!

and 2nd shocking present came from Kaiming. Ang bao worth of 100 bucks wtfffffff.. he told me he was planning to do just that even before he gave it to me but i didnt actually take him seriously. so he just proved me wrong but im gonna have to return the money cos hes no sugar daddy.

ok end of my birthday news update. oh and great. Tt guy who copied my ting xie finally accepted my friend request. and his profile seems like a pseudo joel. yeah yeah end of story wheeeeeeee.


lotsa love ah ting

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Amazed

eh i m shocked leh, there are so many blogs posts.

lol i thought that there will not be any posts after yt ask u all in fb to blog lol. won't the next post be another year later? lol...

but quite interesting to read so many recent posts at one go. lol u all blog more ba. my life too boring to blog about...if i blog, i will probably complain and curse about things you all think are stupid.

so keep up the good work of blogging and i will look at blog more often for new posts.

cy

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Emo

I think i really suck at time management. Yes i better make good use of my time AKA get started on my dumb assignment now instead of lazing around, chatting online and surfing meangingless stuff like geek fashion. Yes yes, according to everyone, as the birthday girl, im supposed to stand out as the geekiest person? How does that make any sense? I think I can only stand out if i appear less geeky.

And it seems like 'the end of the world' is all people can talk about now. I'm hearing it everyday. I used to think its impossible. I was 100% confident that it wont be happening and it better not be. If not, I'm seriously just gonna quit school and enjoy the remaining 700 days I've got left. And i'll tell my teachers, esp my PR tutor " im so done with PR! go get a life, even PR cant save your ass on 21st december!" (or issit 12th, whatever it is)

I even used to think that those people who believed in Doomsday were naive. But now I'm not so sure anymore.. ok im 80% sure it wont be happening. crossing my fingers.

Anyway, yes, I want friday to be a damn good day, not just for me but for all of you. I hope everything goes smoothly. Food, fun and company.

ps to ps. Maybe the blue haired guy is your soulmate hoho. My classmate was telling me he went to a fortune teller who could name him his parents with just a leaf and totally no information on hand. No computer no nothing. freaky? He says everything is FATED. How your life is gonna turn out has all been planned for, all destined.

Somehow, im not exactly pleased to be hearing this because i believe destiny lies in our own hands. Lets say if a fortune teller tells you that you're gonna make it big and be rich someday. If you're aware tt's your fate, and even if you have no strive in you and play whole day long, will you still make it big someday? what's gonna happen? money's gonna just appear on your doorstep someday? Not that i'd doubt the words of a fortune teller but whatever the outcome, we're the ones deciding it. Feel free to disagree.

And i guess ps u arent the only one feeling fat and ugly and so on. i am too. apparently beesiang too. we can so relate to it.. the feeling sucks btw. and im not sure about u girls... year 2011 just doesnt seem to be going too well for me.. lots of rough times and its not about to end yet. hopefully everythings gonna get better after this semester and pray hard i will pass all of this sem's modules smoothly. Just talking about school really depresses me and im just reminded that I'll be having a debate session in class afterwards. A debate, seriously? Not like im gonna be a lawyer next time. and not like marketing and media has got anything to do with debating? jeez i so wanna skip all this shit.

Had a dream last night too but not really worth going into detail. I was just playing with dough.. yeah and i wanted to mould the dough into char siew bao shape but didnt because there were lotsa worms in the dough. fuck i dunno what's with worms.. this is the 2nd time in a week im dreaming about worms and i hate worms..

love, emo ting ting

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Random

Hello. my life is boring as of now. I'm having a 1 week recess week now.But i'm not feeling any happier at all. Can someone please entertain me? I'm feeling quite emo now. Idk why..i just finished my lai ang leh..why still emo ah.zzzz. I can't wait for friday to come, at least there's something exciting that is gonna happen...ok i hope it would be exciting. So yiting please entertain all your guests by cosplaying please. I would really love to see it.

So recently, i've been hitting the gym almost everyday..but like to no avail at the end of the day coz i ended up eating alot. I cant control my mouth. I need to glue up my mouth. And now as im typing, im craving for dimsum, Carousel, holland v crystal jade buffet, ma maison, etc etc. Like that how to jian fei! Sian. Makes me even more emo.

Oh and yiting i saw your cosplay bf in the gym today! that blue haired...HAHA. of all ppl must see him.i wanna see my handsome cute neighbour who stays 2 blocks aways from me leh...can brighten up the whole of my day! The momentum of seeing him stopped already.This friday must go his block stalk him liao lah.yt your bdae stunt! LOL.

I feel like im talking to myself here.but oh well it's ok. i have nothing to do now or in fact i dont feel like doing my work. Im currently feeling fat, emo, ugly, empty, sian, tired, sleepy and confused.shittt all the negatives. Oh and i just deactivated my fb for your info. Not sure why i wanna do it but i just feel like doing it. That's why im feeling quite empty. Suddenly i have nothing to do and i got all the time in the world! Is this a good or a bad thing?

Ok finished ranting...i wanna go on a date suddenly...HAHAHAHAH.fuck. bye!

Sibei emo ps.

sibei stress ah

What can be worse than feeling stressed and depressed. I almost bought this triple combo pack of boost chocolate at 7 eleven just now at $5.20. Only to realize that each bar costs $1.70 which is still more than normal market price.

Anyway, the stress is coming from everywhere and ive been feeling very moody for the past few days (still am) due to period, my upcoming bday party and school work. My mom was like asking me about my party plans the other day.

ME: zzz.. dunno lah.

MOM: what u mean u dunno?

ME: Maybe just order some pizza, prepare spaghetti and probably some chicken wings.

She got a shock of her life and whirled around on the sofa seat to face me. It must have really shocked her a lot cos my mom is quite plump and she was lying on the sofa so it should have taken her quite some effort to get up and turn around you know you know. Her eyes and mouth all 'O' shape.

" SO PATHETIC? if i were you, i would be damn embarrassed!"

Dear mom, i was also damn embarrassed to be telling you of my tentative plans. tts why i said MAYBE and the list is incomplete.

My brother suddenly rushes over from his computer table to join in the fun. he sibei kpo lah or dunno if he is just trying to be helpful. Then out of nowhere force me to take out pen and paper.

Bro: quick! go and take a pen and paper now! while i have time now, i can help you plan! Faster! (gan chiong like spider... and too excited, when he may not even be going.) i tell you his eyes really light up lor, like twinkle twinkle little star and his legs were like skipping. Maybe he loves planning things. No wonder always say I very disorganised lah.

me: zzz... * grumbles grumbles* ( i was fucking tired since i just came back from full day work and was brain dead and not making any effort to get up from my seat to take any freaking pen and paper.

Bro: (Staring me down)No.. im not going to help you take the pen and paper. Go and take yourself.. ( take your head, im not intending to plan now also)

* background* both mother and son bombarding me with my bday plans and giving very negative comments and SUDDENLY, i just teared. i really didnt intend to.

Bro: why are u crying?! (sounded very bewildered. I hope he didnt think that tt i was touched to tears )

Me: im very stressed....

MOm: tmr den say lah...

Then my bro obediently walk away........................

Thankfully, all is well now............ just ordered the buffet food.

And i had another weird dream last night about........ PHANG JOEL. seriously, i must have been damn affected by him not accepting my friend request on Facebook and even more so when i see him adding more ppl day by day. sibei irritating... ure adding everyone but me! why u like tt?!

U always copy my ting xie during Mother Tongue period and now you dont wait to accept my friend request? what is this! Phanggg sai.............. Or issit you cant accept ppl dressing up as animals?

Anyway i dreamt that i saw him on the streets and we stared at each other. I wanted to go up to him and grab and jerk him by the shoulders and ask him why he didnt accept my FB friend request but decided not to cos he doesnt seem to recognise that im the same girl who let him copied ting xie. so i very zhuai-ly walked away and shook my ass hmph! Then the dream end

And the night before last, i dreamt of my Ex. tsk.... long time since i last dreamt of him. Dreamt that he came back to look for me or something and soon after he left and i regretted in the dream for not giving him a hug before he left. OMG why did i regret not hugging him?

I should have regretted not giving him a tight slap across his face. WASTED! i better dream of him one of these days if not i wont be satisfied. And if i do, he is soooooooo gonna get it from me. Maybe not just slap.


ok gd nite girlies. sweet dreams of ppl who rejected you on fb. lotsa love ting tong

Thursday, March 10, 2011

nightmare again

I cant slp.. ive got work tomorrow and i wanna turn in early but i cant freaking get to bed. and something stinks in here. it smells like bird cage.

Anw i had another dream last nite. dreamt that my eye got infected. disgusting dream. i lifted my lid and rolled my eye to the right and my eye socket was revealed! how is that humanely possible! to make things worse, my socket was infected and there were some worms!

omggggggggg ok damn gross. ok end of story gd nite gd nite

lots and lots and lots of love ting ting

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

a love story

I had yet another weird dream last last night. dreamt that i was progressing well into a potential relationship with this guy. Please do not start to presume now that I am desperate for a boyfriend.

We were on a date.. i think. Somewhere along the dream, ( i say somewhere because there is seldom coherence in dreams. its all bits and pieces, jumping from one scene to the next and you could be with a different group of people or an entirely different place in just one split second. as i've said, NO COHERENCE) , we wound up in this flat and he tells me he has to go visiting. as in CNY visiting.

Apparently, I'm still so not over CNY (probably cos i havent had enough of gambling) and my pig brain has yet to register that it is in fact, over. In my dream, it was the last day of CNY and this potential-bf- guy tells me he wants to go visiting, at his ah ma's place. it will be his first visit to his ah ma on CNY and wow. You do it on the last day of CNY. so yeah instead of bringing me along to collect ang bao, I am left behind at the corridor. The corridor in which i waited for him was way too cool. It had benches and seats. Perfect for stoning.. and i did.

i waited for damn long btw.. Finally, he probably decides that he has heard enough of grandmother stories and his main goal, which is to collect ang bao is accomplished and hence leaves. I am happy and shocked at the same time to see him walk towards me. BECAUSE HE HAS BLOODY HELL PUT ON thick MAKE UP, DYED HIS HAIR GOLD AND HAS TINTED LENS ON. WTF? is this some sick joke? does this make him a cross dresser (make-up) or a cosplayer (coloured hair and lens)? And were you away so long cos you have been busy preparing to look like a freak? ok whatever... I really hope dreams are opposite of reality because never in my life would i wanna date a walking nightmare like this.

He checks on me and i try to act normal and not the least bit affected by his freaky outwardly appearance. i even touched his face, hoping that it would prove me wrong that that wasnt make up on his face. Maybe moisturiser, or pimple cream. I mean maybe he doesnt know how to apply pimple cream, or has zits all over his whole face so he might as well just apply pimple cream to his entire face. BUT NO. His face feels... made up.

Following this, he heads for the neighbouring unit. And that's where the aunty's family stays. It is amazing how dreams can make everything so convenient. After a long wait, i see 2 young boys coming out of that same unit and they look so much like potential-bf-guy. i suppose they are cousins but even cousins dont look so much alike?

anw it was a very long wait... Ok actually as im typing away now, im wondering why i havent taken the opportunity to run away because that guy is a crossdresser cum cosplayer. i seem to like this guy a lot in my dream. it is actually a bit scary because he is not even real. I mean imagine u dream about this guy and fall in love with him in your dream and even after you're awake from the dream, you still cant get over him. It's sick because you have fallen in love with a non-existent man that you yourself made up.

ok anw, he finally leaves his aunty's house. i am happy for 2 seconds, before realising he enters YET ANOTHER neighbour's hse. like wtf this whole storey your relatives own one ah. and after that i never got to see him again. He was in there for quite some time too and just when i was feeling pretty sure he was gonna leave the house already, I have to be woken up by the spoiler alarm clock. so anticlimax because i have been waiting so badly for him to be done with visiting! The most anticipated part of a dream always ends just like this because of a silly anti-climatic alarm! or a grasscutter.. or your mom coming in to your room and sweeping with a lot of noise.

ok end of my love story.

i dunno whether it would be good to have a continuation to this dream. like tonight i dream up of where we left off and he comes running to me and says sth like ' hey so sorry i took so long visiting'.

BUT WHAT IF HE SAYS THIS TO ME INSTEAD.....

' Hey so sorry you were woken up before i left my aunty's hse!'

NOW THAT WOULD BE FREAKY.


ok tata girls.. wish u SWEET dreams tonight!

lotsa love, cosplayer's gf, TING TING

A cab ride

MICMICMIC =| says:
today i took a cab to sch
the uncle keep talking to me all the way like niam thruout sia
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
den wad he say
MICMICMIC =| says:
ask if i got bf
why no bf
why study prive
why nv choose uk sch
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MICMICMIC =| says:
why cannot date didi
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
HAHAHAHAHA!
wtf ask him intro u his son lah
MICMICMIC =| says:
then still tell me tons of other things
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
kb so much
MICMICMIC =| says:
and he thinks im pretty
HAAHHA
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
yeah why u cannot date didi
i also wan ask u
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
how he say u pretty
MICMICMIC =| says:
say my yang mao not bad should have bf
or ppl chase
or experience
wtf
and he say its not practical
cause when female age faster than guy
and then guy mental age lower
oh. and easier to waiyu for the guy
and he thought im 19
usually drivers talk. but not all the way can
he still tell me he got 3 son/daughter
all go uk study
and a niece in smu
he retire thats why drive cab
daughter head of some govt sector
blahblahblah
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
LOLOLLLLLLLL
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
i cant stand taxi uncles who like to hao lian
sibei irritating
u should go tweet about this
MICMICMIC =| says:
hahahah
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
or blog!
go copy paste
MICMICMIC =| says:
then he ask me to have more confident
he thinks i have low confidence level
omg. now a taxi driver also knows i have low self esteem
alamak
stop changing my display name screw you msn says:
LOL



xoxo,
mic

Monday, March 7, 2011

why i love pr so much

oh and i wanna tell u about my PR teacher. i hate everything about PR btw. i dislike the lesson conducted, the assignments, the teacher.. basically everything.

the pr teacher is bias to a certain extent (hahaha) - our dislike for each other is on par. she seems to have sth against quiet pple. i just want to go to class and mind my own business. BUT, there will be this stupid workshop in every lesson where we have to do some group work and share our ideas with the whole class.

so ok, we talk, finally. but she always seems to have sth against our ideas.

there was this time me, jh and sy were sitting at the back row on the right side of the classroom den she said sth like cmon girls at the back! ure so quiet, zero marks for participation for u today! wtf seriously... the whole group of ppl on the left nv talk at all and she has to mention us. i think if we sat on the left side. she will say girls on the left, pls contribute! youre too quiet.

something wrong ah u! she really something wrong lor.

ok i shall end her dun wanna sound whiney

love tingting

i have no life

hello girls im enjoying a bit of freedom now. just sat for my law paper. YEAH test on a sunday.. best way ever to end my week.

Anyway i must stop telling u about my daily activities but pls let this be the last time. I need to let u know urgently that im acting more and more like a pig that i'm scaring myself.

12.30: wake up. natural reflex to turn on laptop. of course after brushing teeth, washing up and drinking a glass of water. Go facebook, check email, go twitter and tweet. Lately, all ive been tweeting about is school, especially PR. and im getting really stressed. see my face, 1.. 2.. 3.. THREE pimples on the right side of my face (and i havent had pimples for a long time!). pls go away soon, pimples. i wanna look normal and decent on my birthday.

stress.. not to mention im having dreams EVERY night. my friend says its a sign of being stressed out.. this can only mean that peishan is nv stressed in her entire life, except for once when she dreamt that she got thrown into jail for being late. and this means that im stressed out for 80% of my life. my dreams are very weird btw.

1) playing netball with a plastic bag. how is this scientifically possible i wonder

2) caught a group of bangalas peeping at me while i pee. no, not 1, is a GROUP. and if that is not bad enough, they seem to be discussing. what can u discuss about ppl urinating? pee too yellow? aiming not good. im really not being racist, like ive said this is a dream i cannot control it. if i could i would have have very much preferred my peeping tom to be ah xiang.

3) in some mountains on some sort of survival mission/adventure and i apparently have to fight off some evil creatures along the way with my partner. and i did! my first opponent is an angler fish. i cannot rmb if the battleground is land or water and i cant swim either. one of my other opponent is a toad. and i killed it by slitting its stomach. gross rite. i hope im not mentally unsound..

I'm very sure i dreamt last night too but i forgot what issit regarding.

visit blogs.. see chio bus.. go to stomp. Everyday, i hope to see articles on ppl caught making out. Hoping to see familiar faces and afraid to see my own, making out with ah xiang. And everytime im at Stomp, and i know my bro is near, i will click and view another browser and pretend its what that is catching my attention while actually thinking about whether there will be any couple caught making out.

Before u go and and think that im a pervert, i must let u know that im kidding. really.

4pm: Take a nap. OMG CAN U BELIEVE THIS? i just said ' take a nap', and that is like 3h plus after i awoke.

5pm: wake up. go bathe and get ready for school.

7pm: lesson starts. brain switches to space out mode.

11pm: reach home and routine continues.... this is really sickening i need to get a life!! omg


lots and lots of love from tingting who may be losing her sanity very soon

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

bad omen

hello i know im supposed to be doing my work but heck lah.. so retarded the deadline got extended AGAIN but i just realised i got more work to do SIBEI SIAN.

anyway , i had a really weird dream last night, no, nightmare.. i dreamt of huiping.

and she was abusing me until all of my teeth fell out.

uhhhh.. hahahha ok lah not really abusing me but she was like squashing me so that my jaws were like squeezed and my row of teeth got pushed out. ok sth like tt its pretty hard to describe in words but yeah u get the picture. basically she abused me..

and they say dreams are opposite of reality. nah ah i dont think so! this seems fairly plausible in reality.. i can so imagine hp doing it to me like right now. AND i am pretty sure she will do exactly what she did in the dream to me when she sees me (IF she reads this)

wanted to post this on her fb wall but remembered that shes inactive on fb... so..... yeah.

ah ting, the fortune teller says

1) avoid huiping at all costs
2) motivate ting ting to do her work
3) give ting ting money

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Help please

I swear i wanted to stay home today to start on my assignment.. There, its written in my organiser - finish up on PR journal entries. I'm far from finishing, not even close to starting. And then i spend hours worrying about how little time i have to complete my work rather than actually doing something about it. Seriously just won myself the Queen of procrastinator award lor. Like e older i get the more i delay wads wrong with me!! i think its the opp for other ppl..

Even my sleeping habits. something is really wrong with me................................ I have been sleeping at 5am every day without fail for the past month and waking up at like 1pm. my body clock is so screwed. And dont ask me what ive been doing keeping late nights. doing meaningless stuff lor.. like stalking pretty girls ( yes i have a fetish for chio bus i tell u sth's really wrong with me. i think my sexual orientation is slowly changing......... ), reading blogs, catching up with stomp (how bo liao can i be! my bro even tried to stop me from gg stomp) , having supper and in the meantime getting fat, AND watching porn, just kidding.

SO today, i decided to forsake my plans and went for dinner with weiqi and cy at ah loy thai. next time lets go eat there together. they recently expanded. food is good............. service soso. and i told myself i will get started on my readings when i get home. i wanted to, u can ask cy.. and den when i go home, my routine starts.. turn on com, do my meaningless stuff and chat online etc etc.

How ah.. i wanna change all this. i wanna be normal.. i wanna complete my assignments on a timely basis. i wanna turn in early and rise early and exercise everyday and drink freshly squeezed fruit juice everyday and bodybrush everyday. can u all please help me, thanks

yours sincerely, procrastinaTINGTING

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Powerhouse is ...

Hello,
Just to share some thoughts about PH last night.

1. You need to be drunk to club.
I think drinking outside is a good idea to save $$ but it wastes the effect of the liquor cause walking there makes you sober. After dancing for a while, the liquor evaporates from your body and you will become too sober to dance and the feel of disgustingness will starts to overpower you.
I have sat at the side bar for a period of time last night, super soberly. Watching the people on the dance floor and on the platforms are entertaining. But I don't understand what are they doing, it's like in a state of self-destruction whereby zillions of guys are swamping around you and you don't care. There are pretty girls on the platform who are dancing exagerating on it and guys are cheering on them on the floor and looking up their skirts. They definitely don't need such attention cause they are really good looking. They can attract guys just by sitting in one corner. Pris thinks that they just fall out of love. Can you all don't do something stupid when shilian? Thanks a lot. In conclusion, liquor is very important. Need to keep drinking it to keep high.

2. Too many guys wearing checkered shirts.
Especially in the shades of red and blue. I have no idea whether it was coincidence last night, but I think more than 1/4 of the guys are wearing checkered shirts. I have nothing against them but too many people wearing it together is just plain weird. My friend and I was looking for a guy wearing checkered and it was impossible to recognize cause all of the looks the same. Guys really need to do something to differeniate themselves. I also saw guys wearing checkered shirt when eating mac's breakfast today. I am so sian of it.

3. It's disgusting to realise that the hands on your body aren't your friends'.
It was packed like sardine last night so like usual, all of us are hugging which other or holding on to each other's waist. There are a few times that I have thought that the hands belongs to you all but to realise it is some odd tikos. And i think they have hold on damn long but to my ignorance. This is super duper gross and it makes me feel dumb. Especially if its people who had came with you, they ought to have the decency to know that they shouldn't "attack" us. It is plain awkward.

Actually, all these would not have mattered if the guys are good looking.

xoxo,
mic


Thursday, February 24, 2011

I WANT TO PLAY!!!!

HELLLOOOOOO GIRLS! i know all of you miss me and you all must have thought i MIA till dont know where like that hp. but sorry, i'm not so irresponsible (i hope she doesn't read this) and leave you girls alone, missing me so much! awwwww...

anw, you all shld stop flaunting that you all can rmb the user and pw okay! it's so easy to rmb pls! probably ytisapig is a better pw! :D

like all of you, i'm super busy with school, not just school, with tuition, schoolwork (projs, assignments, presentations, video taking, yes my sch is lame and mad), outside schoolwork (eg. uni friend's bday, uni friend's singing competition to support...)... as all of you know, i got the suckiest timetable this sem which is 8.30am everyday from mon-fri and with tuition, i'm ending all my days in the evening, and i got to sleep early or i'll die the following day. these explain why i'm missing from msn/fb/skype/whereever. sigh.

i'm having recess week now and i'm actually doing work from day one, until now, i haven't rested. i'm feeling so stressed everyday and i sincerely wanna leave NIE for good. i think you girls can't feel my stress, let me explain further... my period was late for 7 freaking days omg! i almost thought i was pregnant (maybe one of my soft toys on my bed did it to me). 7 days leh! which is ard 38 days since my last period. okay this is too detailed but i just wanna express how stressed i am. uni life sucks big time! esp when you're studying what you don't like! i know you all will agree with me with four limbs up!

so well, there's nthg much to update about my life, even though i try to create fun whenever i can, like laugh at my tuition kid, or play MJ and daidee on the train. thanks to iphone, i seriously love the iphone. anw, i reallllly wanna play, and i hope i could join you all at powerhouse tmr and see all of you get drunk and laugh! i want to relax and have a day off completely, but it's impossible! i simply cannot afford the time. ):

WHY AM I LEADING SUCH A MISERABLE LIFE?!?! T.T

i hope 6.5years will pass faster so that freedom will be mine again!! and pls ah, after uni, do choose a job you really like or you'll end up like me! complain and rant also no use.

oh and, in case anyone's wondering about my love life, sy and i are fine. do update about your love lives too okay!! eyecandy, new target or anything, since we can't meet up that much now. ):

all the best girls! and hope to see new posts coming up soon! :D


with much love, qy!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

random no. 2

I cant stand it I cant stand it I cant stand it.


can someone pls psycho me to get started on my bloody readings? if i dun get started now, where will i find the time to? grr still gotta work this week what a bitch.

zzzz and my mom sibei irritating hahahhahaa. before she leave home keep asking me to bring the clothes in if it starts to rain. Then 5 minutes after she leave hse, tell me ' xia yu liao'

me: then? (just to piss her off)

following that was 5 seconds silence then she kup the phone. wha hang up the phone on me lor... goood........

anw rain my foot ah, the sky is just dark not even raining...

ok bye everyone see ya on fri!
powerhouse at night okie dokie.

muack muack, ting'er

Sunday, February 20, 2011

a typical day at work

hello ting ting is back HAHAHA.

im sure u guys are damn interested to know all about my work HAHAHAHAHAA. dun lie, u guys wanna know everything about me. HAHA forgive me for my narcissm. im just kidding lah anyway, this entry is for myself for memories sake.

A TYPICAL DAY AT WORK


I always try to be early.. yeah to catch the . wait i gotta take a shit first brb.

anyway, yeah to catch the shuttle bus cos im too lazy to walk all the way in. have to walk 13 minutes leh to be exact. so long..

so once i reach i will punch my card change clothes and sometimes shit. i dunno why i have so much shit. its like my digestive system works too well. and i dun even eat a lot of bananas leh?

Then after that i will stroll to the cashier area hoping that everyone misses me (im just kidding) and check my stationing. And everytime i work i wish tt i'll be stationed at table 1-7 but my wish hardly ever comes true so i should stop wishing den i would be damn happy if im really stationed there.

so anw i will then stroll to my station again and the first thing i do is to pour a glass of warm water for myself (even if i dont need to drink immediately) i just do that cos its a habit and actually makes me feel accomplished. like wow im so productive, i just reached only and already did sth a.k.a. pour a glass of water. and hopefully the upper management ppl will think im actually pouring the water for customer.

after im done den i go walk around my station and register the customers' faces in my brain (dunno wtf for also) and my workplace is famous for those Sg men to bring china female partners to dine with them. I'm quite sure men who do that cannot find a girlfriend that's why they do that. so when i take their order, i will scrutinize the mens' faces and analyse their behaviour and try to find out what exactly is wrong with them that they cannot find themselves a girlfriend. bald? too stingy? limp dick?

Then its time for lunch (peak period) busy.. or if not, den at least act busy. During this time, someone has to go parkway to da bao food and i will pray tt im not the one cos im too lazy to go out to buy food and still must carry so much stuff. i rather stay in the restaurant and laugh at customers or space out.

after that, the crowd will die down a bit and its time to act busy, while all the while hoping that they will ask me to go for my lunch break.

Lunchtime - go to the VIP room to check out my food and either get a surprise or a heart attack. but most of the time its a heart attack cos u see dog food. like ure so excited cos ure finally having your break so u open your da bao styrofoam box and each time praying it is 1 nice meat and 1 nice veggie. i cannot decide if the da bao person hates me or thinks im easily pleased.

eat finish den slp. no, TRY to slp because my restaurant has this stupid policy to play its own stupid, irritating songs.. the songs are like... hmm i cant find words to describe how stupid it is. oh ok i just came up with 5 words. it is annoying, irritating, a nuisance and irritating. Opps did i mention irritating already? oh yes.. u get the picture now. it is in short, irritating.

and as if tt is not irritating enough, the music i mean noise, is amplified even more in the VIP room so it deafens out your sheep counting so yeah usually, u dont get any sleep. and it sucks more when your customers cant keep their mouths shut when they're having their meals. i mean ok, im fine if u have to talk i do that all the time but u dun have to shout across the table and talk as loud as our beloved huiping rite? hahahha just kidding.

den its time to take a shit. (i told u so) my favourite shitting place is the handicap toilet cos u can have it all to urself and when u shit, nobody but you yourself can hear the 'plop' sound. hopefully it is not taken. den the first thing i check is the toilet seat. it is almost 90% of the time dirty. stained with pee u know u know.

im not sure who the limp dick(s) belong(s) to also. might be someone from the restaurant, might be customer i have no idea. Den i do cleaning myself. yes.. and that is obviously not enough so i stack some toilet paper on the seat to make sure. on some lucky days when it is not stained with pee, i still do the same cos u can never be sure........

den its back to work again. usually at this time its the least busy so i start doing what i do best - acting busy. if not then i check the chopsticks for mould. yeah but usually there are no mould/mushroom/fungus growing on the chopsticks and after i check, it only becomes more dirty from my hands that cleaned the toilet seat.

if not i sit down and fold and cut paper for the tempura food items. and soil those paper again with the hands that cleaned the toilet seat. soon, at 6pm, the crowd comes in.

i dont understand wads e rush. why have dinner at 6pm??? sky not even dark yet. you already have 2 of your meals (breakfast and lunch) when the sky is bright so at least for the last meal, eat when its dark? do u understand my logic??? must balance a bit what.

so then i stop whatever i am doing albeit reluctantly. Put on a smile and serve customers. there are 5 types of customers you meet everyday. 1st is the very likable customers, 2nd is the quite likable, 3rd is the okok, 4th is not very likable and 5th is impossible to like. and den there's also the 6th- dunno whether u should like them a not. i give u example ok. one day, u meet a quite likable customer then 20 minutes later, u pour hot tea on their little boy. hmmm..

after 6pm, ppl just keep coming and leaving, high turnover rate and theres no way u can slack, even if you want to. time passes quite fast.. NOT. only sometimes lah. my favourite thing to do (if i really have to choose) is to serve food cos quite brainless and to take order cos i love laughin at customers secretly. but i hope to meet sweet and likable customers each time i take order. sweet customers think ure cute and 1 of them mistook me for 16 yrs old. " just finish o'levels ah". HAHAAHAHAA ' yeah finish 4 years ago oredi'

wa lau if beesiang works there, den customers will sue my boss for exploiting child labour?

at about 9.30 pm, u will be waiting for management ppl to call on you to start doing your side duties. there are 3 side duties. 1) clean table 2)wash ginger and wasabi containers 3) clean pantry.

no. 1 clean table sounds easy enough.. actually yes cos its quite a brainless task just do everything senselessly. but slowest cos most time consuming. and i dunno why im always stuck with the clean table side duty. everytime i get tt, i start to wonder if i got that duty again because im really good at cleaning tables and do a good job out of it, or issit cos im really bad at it that they think i need more practice.

.... hmmm... till date, i dont have an answer.

anyways, when im done with my duty i will TRY to assist other ppl with their duties and den shun bian go check what leftover food there are. i keep a special lookout for avocado items and fried stuff (prawns/salmon skin/soft shell crab) and my favourite steamed egg.

i eat and then go...... and that's basically my worklife. not very interesting so have to entertain myself at work.

ok im done!

lotsa love ting ting, sincerely, your waitress

random

HAHAHAHA. funny right our old entries and yeah i agree lo, i think my english used to be much better in my childish years.

and yesssssssssssssssssssss i am so damn done with my PR essay!

Anw, same here this semester sucks for me and i cant wait to be done with it ok lets not talk about school now. just talking about it kills my brain cells.

ok as we all know, ( u all better know) our dear old ping pong is getting married! HAHAHAHA no lah her bday coming soon.

Beesiang texted her and ask her what she wanted for for bday present and guess what she replied? She said ( pls pay attention) ' Ai yah, nvm lah, dont need anything lah.'

I repeat. 'Ai yah, nvm lah, dont need anything lah.'

I know i already told ps and cy but still i must remind u all over again in this entry.

It's like our ping ping has matured leh! and become more humble.

Humble and Huiping were never related to each other until now. ( though both start with Hu ) anw hope shes not reading this post hahahahhaha.

ok lah this is actually a very good change in huiping, good for her. must be the doing of Jan. very good, Jan.. what 5 of us couldnt achieve, u did it all by yourself singlehandedly..

okok talk to u guys again bye!

Today is a good day!

Omg look at my Europe post how come got 200 plus comments in japanese?!

Hello people...yiting force me to blog coz she said she's like talking to herself here. i rmb the email add and pw ok!pw i almost forgot and at first i can only remembering the ytisapig one.HAHAHA.
So, lazy sunday afternoon...im going to study for my tests later and i have alot of projs and reports coming up.congrats to me. I really really hate this semester. =(
I read some of the old posts and i cant believe we were so childish...but i like! haha. And i think my english is damn zai in the past.
Ok this is just a short one...

Peishan.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

DONT BOX ME

oh forgot to tell u all sth.

dun box me ah.

i deleted the stupid photoslides! pleeeeeeeeease dont box me.

its so irritating! everytime i see my own stupid disgusting face appear, i get fits.

den i spent like probably half an hour tryna figure out how to delete it leh! how smart of me. the delete button was actually just next to the slides.

ok dont box me. can try tickle..

so anyway... i deleted it. kthanksbai.

what is everyone up to

hi im back. logged in as soon as i know my assignment deadline got extended. Yet, again! the sch admin really cock up one but its a good thing for now, shan't complain.

Gonna take a break from evaluating PR activities.

Anw, we're spending so little time together nowadays so i hope u girls will come and blog here from time to time. if not can go create a twitter acc. Anw i damn sua ku, only created it last night and i have 3 followers erhem. beesiang and pee ass are my followers. wow i like the sound of that.

the stupid twitter bird speaks in a bird language i do not understand and its not very user friendly. or maybe im too stupid HAHAHA. ok anw, its first step is to establish my interests so immediately i went to search for ichigo. And the results were fascinating. i didnt know so many people like to pretend to be ichigo. one of the ichigo users was a deluded moron who insisted he was ichigo and tried to psycho people (who are as deluded as him) to msg him so he can respond.

omg damn boriang now. wad should i do ah? continue with my stupid assignment?

Or go take nap.
Or watch anime. sian sian sian.

anw, how are u girls doing ah? hp, ok forget it shes in her own sml little world playing with Jan. Qy dunno where she go also.. must be doing assignments now. mic is studying now (surprisingly), ps is paying attention to the lecturer now. AS IF. shes actually admiring some hot guy from the corner of her eye. Cy.. hmm quite tricky. she could be packing her room now (forever packing, dunno why got so many things to pack also), watching drama (forever watching) or dozing off while tryna do something impt (forever sleepy). Forever chu ying. Me.. im enjoying singlehood WAHAHAHA. single very good leh can go dating. so many of them i have neglected like my ah xiang, dean, ichigo.. many many more.

ok bye. got a sudden desire to evaluate sth. hahahhahaha siao of cos not.

lotsa love ting ting

me and my amazing memory.

THIS IS AMAZING! i actually remembered the existence of our blog. and even more amazing, i remembered the password and email address to sign in!

For all u girls out there, who is always belittling my memory, now is the time to kneel down and beg for my forgiveness! AND, buy ginko nuts for urselves to improve ur memory!

i dunno what came over me. just felt like like bloggin here all of the sudden. maybe im missing u guys. NAH. cannot be.

Anyway, a minute ago i was watchin this youtube video that Beesiang insisted on me watching. Its some concert showing my darling wu ke qun performing live. Then the beesiang ask me to fast forward to 13.20. den.. den.. den HAHAHAHAA. damn funny lor.

at 13.26, Kenji suddenly kee siao and abruptly ripped off his little sexy black top, knelt down and started to hit his own chest. VERY violently. ouch.. poor kenji, wanna make girls drool also dont need to hit what. can try tickle..

Btw, i've watched it 3 times oredi and i still crack up each time. even thinking about it now makes me giggle alone in front of the com.

so if u think u havent been laughin enough lately, here goes..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq_8-R7swl0

ANW sian ah... im supposed to be doing my assignment now cos my deadline is on friday. BUT im just bumming ard! so not productive. Kenji's fault lor..

and if u guys free come back to blog ok. recently very little interaction ah. LOVE U ALL!

lotsa love, ting ting