im here to share my experience of cookin with all of u today! well that cookin experience was yday but i thought i would like to share with u all cos i think i haf to oppose Auguste's Gusteau's stand in Ratatouille that everyone can cook, COS, NOT EVERYONE CAN COOK.
well, it began ydayyyyyyyyyy..............
i woke up at about almost one. and feeling hungry as usual, i thought i would like to make some pancakes for myself. AT THAT POINT OF TIME, I DIDNT FEEL LIKE EATING MAI PIAN COS i wanted something sweet. i dun always like to fight with my bro's ants for food ok..
i thought anyone can cook which was a lesson i learnt from RATATOUILLE so i grabbed a bowl and poured in e pancake mixture flour. and feeling a little khey khiang, i poured in water without even gauging how much i was adding and i didnt even bother to check with the recipe. really really khey khiang. so great, e pancake mixture turned out to be damn watery and made me feel like forcing it down all of ur throats.. yeah rite=.= ( jus checking if u were paying attention).
despite knowing how watery e mixture was, i still heated up e wok and POURED ( only experts pour, im really khey khiang. even my mom uses a spoon to add in e mixture and i POURED) in e watery crap and ewwwww... its like.. really crap. when u fry pancakes, u're supposed to turn over e pancake only when the little holes on the surface starts popping and bursting like twinkle twinkle little stars. but tt watery mixture..... it wasnt capable of tt. too bad i didnt knew. e holes did start to appear... but... they nv ever popped or burst. they jus remained there. so i waited and waited.... they really were not gonna burst. so i made e bubble burst myself by using a spoon. i was feeling damn satisfied with myself, i turned e pancake over. ARGHHHHHHHH!!! guess wad? e pancake had turned black. and it was so bloody damned hard to flip it. it was like a piece of filmsy crap and it broke all over. but i did it anywae. finally the pancake was done. and mind you, it wasnt a circle. the pancake was an elongated oval. well, its jus shapelesss, i couldnt describe e shape. unfortunately, all my other pancakes were just as horrible and black ( yeah like me.. i knew u guys are thinking that.)
they obviously tasted horrible. i didnt even noe the insides were cooked or not. e insides were erm.. semi liquidish and a little powdery and a little fluffy. i dunno. it jus has a complicated texture. anywae, i ate only one of e pancakes and it was e smallest one. e least black of all. my father finished e rest. he said its not really black. i cant imagine why he said that cos its completely black. he said its still edible.. though a little black. ok wadever. den i washed e dishes. den he said " ur fire too strong" i said " e mixture too watery", he said " ur fire too strong", i said " e mixture too watery" and we continued that 2 lines for at least 3 more times, in exactly e same tone and exactly e same words. when i returned to my room after clearin e dishes, i past by him and he said " ur fire too strong" and i really buay tahan " i told u my mixture too watery lah! u cook or i cook one? " (-_-"
dammit i wasnt full yet. one pancake was settlin in my stomach but that was all. so i decided to cook omelette hoho. i cracked an egg in a bowl, cut some onions ( my fav), tomatoes and carrots den i TRIED to stir. dammit la.. e veggies were more than my egg. how could it be called an omelettte. so i cracked in one more egg, e last egg. feeling quite satisfied, i poured in the mixture in e pan and waited for the eggs or wadever to cook. i really couldnt help waiting so i tried to flip e egg over. my attempt failed so it ended up as scrambled eggs. and e results were.. EWWW.. its a shit masterpiece. e veggies were too big pieces and everything jus went wrong. i took one mouth of it and almost spat it out. DELICIOUS.... and everythin went into e bin. NO MORE LUNCH.
so its dinner time now. wad am i gonna cook??
lotsa love, butty.
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