Sunday, February 27, 2011

Help please

I swear i wanted to stay home today to start on my assignment.. There, its written in my organiser - finish up on PR journal entries. I'm far from finishing, not even close to starting. And then i spend hours worrying about how little time i have to complete my work rather than actually doing something about it. Seriously just won myself the Queen of procrastinator award lor. Like e older i get the more i delay wads wrong with me!! i think its the opp for other ppl..

Even my sleeping habits. something is really wrong with me................................ I have been sleeping at 5am every day without fail for the past month and waking up at like 1pm. my body clock is so screwed. And dont ask me what ive been doing keeping late nights. doing meaningless stuff lor.. like stalking pretty girls ( yes i have a fetish for chio bus i tell u sth's really wrong with me. i think my sexual orientation is slowly changing......... ), reading blogs, catching up with stomp (how bo liao can i be! my bro even tried to stop me from gg stomp) , having supper and in the meantime getting fat, AND watching porn, just kidding.

SO today, i decided to forsake my plans and went for dinner with weiqi and cy at ah loy thai. next time lets go eat there together. they recently expanded. food is good............. service soso. and i told myself i will get started on my readings when i get home. i wanted to, u can ask cy.. and den when i go home, my routine starts.. turn on com, do my meaningless stuff and chat online etc etc.

How ah.. i wanna change all this. i wanna be normal.. i wanna complete my assignments on a timely basis. i wanna turn in early and rise early and exercise everyday and drink freshly squeezed fruit juice everyday and bodybrush everyday. can u all please help me, thanks

yours sincerely, procrastinaTINGTING

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Powerhouse is ...

Hello,
Just to share some thoughts about PH last night.

1. You need to be drunk to club.
I think drinking outside is a good idea to save $$ but it wastes the effect of the liquor cause walking there makes you sober. After dancing for a while, the liquor evaporates from your body and you will become too sober to dance and the feel of disgustingness will starts to overpower you.
I have sat at the side bar for a period of time last night, super soberly. Watching the people on the dance floor and on the platforms are entertaining. But I don't understand what are they doing, it's like in a state of self-destruction whereby zillions of guys are swamping around you and you don't care. There are pretty girls on the platform who are dancing exagerating on it and guys are cheering on them on the floor and looking up their skirts. They definitely don't need such attention cause they are really good looking. They can attract guys just by sitting in one corner. Pris thinks that they just fall out of love. Can you all don't do something stupid when shilian? Thanks a lot. In conclusion, liquor is very important. Need to keep drinking it to keep high.

2. Too many guys wearing checkered shirts.
Especially in the shades of red and blue. I have no idea whether it was coincidence last night, but I think more than 1/4 of the guys are wearing checkered shirts. I have nothing against them but too many people wearing it together is just plain weird. My friend and I was looking for a guy wearing checkered and it was impossible to recognize cause all of the looks the same. Guys really need to do something to differeniate themselves. I also saw guys wearing checkered shirt when eating mac's breakfast today. I am so sian of it.

3. It's disgusting to realise that the hands on your body aren't your friends'.
It was packed like sardine last night so like usual, all of us are hugging which other or holding on to each other's waist. There are a few times that I have thought that the hands belongs to you all but to realise it is some odd tikos. And i think they have hold on damn long but to my ignorance. This is super duper gross and it makes me feel dumb. Especially if its people who had came with you, they ought to have the decency to know that they shouldn't "attack" us. It is plain awkward.

Actually, all these would not have mattered if the guys are good looking.

xoxo,
mic


Thursday, February 24, 2011

I WANT TO PLAY!!!!

HELLLOOOOOO GIRLS! i know all of you miss me and you all must have thought i MIA till dont know where like that hp. but sorry, i'm not so irresponsible (i hope she doesn't read this) and leave you girls alone, missing me so much! awwwww...

anw, you all shld stop flaunting that you all can rmb the user and pw okay! it's so easy to rmb pls! probably ytisapig is a better pw! :D

like all of you, i'm super busy with school, not just school, with tuition, schoolwork (projs, assignments, presentations, video taking, yes my sch is lame and mad), outside schoolwork (eg. uni friend's bday, uni friend's singing competition to support...)... as all of you know, i got the suckiest timetable this sem which is 8.30am everyday from mon-fri and with tuition, i'm ending all my days in the evening, and i got to sleep early or i'll die the following day. these explain why i'm missing from msn/fb/skype/whereever. sigh.

i'm having recess week now and i'm actually doing work from day one, until now, i haven't rested. i'm feeling so stressed everyday and i sincerely wanna leave NIE for good. i think you girls can't feel my stress, let me explain further... my period was late for 7 freaking days omg! i almost thought i was pregnant (maybe one of my soft toys on my bed did it to me). 7 days leh! which is ard 38 days since my last period. okay this is too detailed but i just wanna express how stressed i am. uni life sucks big time! esp when you're studying what you don't like! i know you all will agree with me with four limbs up!

so well, there's nthg much to update about my life, even though i try to create fun whenever i can, like laugh at my tuition kid, or play MJ and daidee on the train. thanks to iphone, i seriously love the iphone. anw, i reallllly wanna play, and i hope i could join you all at powerhouse tmr and see all of you get drunk and laugh! i want to relax and have a day off completely, but it's impossible! i simply cannot afford the time. ):

WHY AM I LEADING SUCH A MISERABLE LIFE?!?! T.T

i hope 6.5years will pass faster so that freedom will be mine again!! and pls ah, after uni, do choose a job you really like or you'll end up like me! complain and rant also no use.

oh and, in case anyone's wondering about my love life, sy and i are fine. do update about your love lives too okay!! eyecandy, new target or anything, since we can't meet up that much now. ):

all the best girls! and hope to see new posts coming up soon! :D


with much love, qy!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

random no. 2

I cant stand it I cant stand it I cant stand it.


can someone pls psycho me to get started on my bloody readings? if i dun get started now, where will i find the time to? grr still gotta work this week what a bitch.

zzzz and my mom sibei irritating hahahhahaa. before she leave home keep asking me to bring the clothes in if it starts to rain. Then 5 minutes after she leave hse, tell me ' xia yu liao'

me: then? (just to piss her off)

following that was 5 seconds silence then she kup the phone. wha hang up the phone on me lor... goood........

anw rain my foot ah, the sky is just dark not even raining...

ok bye everyone see ya on fri!
powerhouse at night okie dokie.

muack muack, ting'er

Sunday, February 20, 2011

a typical day at work

hello ting ting is back HAHAHA.

im sure u guys are damn interested to know all about my work HAHAHAHAHAA. dun lie, u guys wanna know everything about me. HAHA forgive me for my narcissm. im just kidding lah anyway, this entry is for myself for memories sake.

A TYPICAL DAY AT WORK


I always try to be early.. yeah to catch the . wait i gotta take a shit first brb.

anyway, yeah to catch the shuttle bus cos im too lazy to walk all the way in. have to walk 13 minutes leh to be exact. so long..

so once i reach i will punch my card change clothes and sometimes shit. i dunno why i have so much shit. its like my digestive system works too well. and i dun even eat a lot of bananas leh?

Then after that i will stroll to the cashier area hoping that everyone misses me (im just kidding) and check my stationing. And everytime i work i wish tt i'll be stationed at table 1-7 but my wish hardly ever comes true so i should stop wishing den i would be damn happy if im really stationed there.

so anw i will then stroll to my station again and the first thing i do is to pour a glass of warm water for myself (even if i dont need to drink immediately) i just do that cos its a habit and actually makes me feel accomplished. like wow im so productive, i just reached only and already did sth a.k.a. pour a glass of water. and hopefully the upper management ppl will think im actually pouring the water for customer.

after im done den i go walk around my station and register the customers' faces in my brain (dunno wtf for also) and my workplace is famous for those Sg men to bring china female partners to dine with them. I'm quite sure men who do that cannot find a girlfriend that's why they do that. so when i take their order, i will scrutinize the mens' faces and analyse their behaviour and try to find out what exactly is wrong with them that they cannot find themselves a girlfriend. bald? too stingy? limp dick?

Then its time for lunch (peak period) busy.. or if not, den at least act busy. During this time, someone has to go parkway to da bao food and i will pray tt im not the one cos im too lazy to go out to buy food and still must carry so much stuff. i rather stay in the restaurant and laugh at customers or space out.

after that, the crowd will die down a bit and its time to act busy, while all the while hoping that they will ask me to go for my lunch break.

Lunchtime - go to the VIP room to check out my food and either get a surprise or a heart attack. but most of the time its a heart attack cos u see dog food. like ure so excited cos ure finally having your break so u open your da bao styrofoam box and each time praying it is 1 nice meat and 1 nice veggie. i cannot decide if the da bao person hates me or thinks im easily pleased.

eat finish den slp. no, TRY to slp because my restaurant has this stupid policy to play its own stupid, irritating songs.. the songs are like... hmm i cant find words to describe how stupid it is. oh ok i just came up with 5 words. it is annoying, irritating, a nuisance and irritating. Opps did i mention irritating already? oh yes.. u get the picture now. it is in short, irritating.

and as if tt is not irritating enough, the music i mean noise, is amplified even more in the VIP room so it deafens out your sheep counting so yeah usually, u dont get any sleep. and it sucks more when your customers cant keep their mouths shut when they're having their meals. i mean ok, im fine if u have to talk i do that all the time but u dun have to shout across the table and talk as loud as our beloved huiping rite? hahahha just kidding.

den its time to take a shit. (i told u so) my favourite shitting place is the handicap toilet cos u can have it all to urself and when u shit, nobody but you yourself can hear the 'plop' sound. hopefully it is not taken. den the first thing i check is the toilet seat. it is almost 90% of the time dirty. stained with pee u know u know.

im not sure who the limp dick(s) belong(s) to also. might be someone from the restaurant, might be customer i have no idea. Den i do cleaning myself. yes.. and that is obviously not enough so i stack some toilet paper on the seat to make sure. on some lucky days when it is not stained with pee, i still do the same cos u can never be sure........

den its back to work again. usually at this time its the least busy so i start doing what i do best - acting busy. if not then i check the chopsticks for mould. yeah but usually there are no mould/mushroom/fungus growing on the chopsticks and after i check, it only becomes more dirty from my hands that cleaned the toilet seat.

if not i sit down and fold and cut paper for the tempura food items. and soil those paper again with the hands that cleaned the toilet seat. soon, at 6pm, the crowd comes in.

i dont understand wads e rush. why have dinner at 6pm??? sky not even dark yet. you already have 2 of your meals (breakfast and lunch) when the sky is bright so at least for the last meal, eat when its dark? do u understand my logic??? must balance a bit what.

so then i stop whatever i am doing albeit reluctantly. Put on a smile and serve customers. there are 5 types of customers you meet everyday. 1st is the very likable customers, 2nd is the quite likable, 3rd is the okok, 4th is not very likable and 5th is impossible to like. and den there's also the 6th- dunno whether u should like them a not. i give u example ok. one day, u meet a quite likable customer then 20 minutes later, u pour hot tea on their little boy. hmmm..

after 6pm, ppl just keep coming and leaving, high turnover rate and theres no way u can slack, even if you want to. time passes quite fast.. NOT. only sometimes lah. my favourite thing to do (if i really have to choose) is to serve food cos quite brainless and to take order cos i love laughin at customers secretly. but i hope to meet sweet and likable customers each time i take order. sweet customers think ure cute and 1 of them mistook me for 16 yrs old. " just finish o'levels ah". HAHAAHAHAA ' yeah finish 4 years ago oredi'

wa lau if beesiang works there, den customers will sue my boss for exploiting child labour?

at about 9.30 pm, u will be waiting for management ppl to call on you to start doing your side duties. there are 3 side duties. 1) clean table 2)wash ginger and wasabi containers 3) clean pantry.

no. 1 clean table sounds easy enough.. actually yes cos its quite a brainless task just do everything senselessly. but slowest cos most time consuming. and i dunno why im always stuck with the clean table side duty. everytime i get tt, i start to wonder if i got that duty again because im really good at cleaning tables and do a good job out of it, or issit cos im really bad at it that they think i need more practice.

.... hmmm... till date, i dont have an answer.

anyways, when im done with my duty i will TRY to assist other ppl with their duties and den shun bian go check what leftover food there are. i keep a special lookout for avocado items and fried stuff (prawns/salmon skin/soft shell crab) and my favourite steamed egg.

i eat and then go...... and that's basically my worklife. not very interesting so have to entertain myself at work.

ok im done!

lotsa love ting ting, sincerely, your waitress

random

HAHAHAHA. funny right our old entries and yeah i agree lo, i think my english used to be much better in my childish years.

and yesssssssssssssssssssss i am so damn done with my PR essay!

Anw, same here this semester sucks for me and i cant wait to be done with it ok lets not talk about school now. just talking about it kills my brain cells.

ok as we all know, ( u all better know) our dear old ping pong is getting married! HAHAHAHA no lah her bday coming soon.

Beesiang texted her and ask her what she wanted for for bday present and guess what she replied? She said ( pls pay attention) ' Ai yah, nvm lah, dont need anything lah.'

I repeat. 'Ai yah, nvm lah, dont need anything lah.'

I know i already told ps and cy but still i must remind u all over again in this entry.

It's like our ping ping has matured leh! and become more humble.

Humble and Huiping were never related to each other until now. ( though both start with Hu ) anw hope shes not reading this post hahahahhaha.

ok lah this is actually a very good change in huiping, good for her. must be the doing of Jan. very good, Jan.. what 5 of us couldnt achieve, u did it all by yourself singlehandedly..

okok talk to u guys again bye!

Today is a good day!

Omg look at my Europe post how come got 200 plus comments in japanese?!

Hello people...yiting force me to blog coz she said she's like talking to herself here. i rmb the email add and pw ok!pw i almost forgot and at first i can only remembering the ytisapig one.HAHAHA.
So, lazy sunday afternoon...im going to study for my tests later and i have alot of projs and reports coming up.congrats to me. I really really hate this semester. =(
I read some of the old posts and i cant believe we were so childish...but i like! haha. And i think my english is damn zai in the past.
Ok this is just a short one...

Peishan.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

DONT BOX ME

oh forgot to tell u all sth.

dun box me ah.

i deleted the stupid photoslides! pleeeeeeeeease dont box me.

its so irritating! everytime i see my own stupid disgusting face appear, i get fits.

den i spent like probably half an hour tryna figure out how to delete it leh! how smart of me. the delete button was actually just next to the slides.

ok dont box me. can try tickle..

so anyway... i deleted it. kthanksbai.

what is everyone up to

hi im back. logged in as soon as i know my assignment deadline got extended. Yet, again! the sch admin really cock up one but its a good thing for now, shan't complain.

Gonna take a break from evaluating PR activities.

Anw, we're spending so little time together nowadays so i hope u girls will come and blog here from time to time. if not can go create a twitter acc. Anw i damn sua ku, only created it last night and i have 3 followers erhem. beesiang and pee ass are my followers. wow i like the sound of that.

the stupid twitter bird speaks in a bird language i do not understand and its not very user friendly. or maybe im too stupid HAHAHA. ok anw, its first step is to establish my interests so immediately i went to search for ichigo. And the results were fascinating. i didnt know so many people like to pretend to be ichigo. one of the ichigo users was a deluded moron who insisted he was ichigo and tried to psycho people (who are as deluded as him) to msg him so he can respond.

omg damn boriang now. wad should i do ah? continue with my stupid assignment?

Or go take nap.
Or watch anime. sian sian sian.

anw, how are u girls doing ah? hp, ok forget it shes in her own sml little world playing with Jan. Qy dunno where she go also.. must be doing assignments now. mic is studying now (surprisingly), ps is paying attention to the lecturer now. AS IF. shes actually admiring some hot guy from the corner of her eye. Cy.. hmm quite tricky. she could be packing her room now (forever packing, dunno why got so many things to pack also), watching drama (forever watching) or dozing off while tryna do something impt (forever sleepy). Forever chu ying. Me.. im enjoying singlehood WAHAHAHA. single very good leh can go dating. so many of them i have neglected like my ah xiang, dean, ichigo.. many many more.

ok bye. got a sudden desire to evaluate sth. hahahhahaha siao of cos not.

lotsa love ting ting

me and my amazing memory.

THIS IS AMAZING! i actually remembered the existence of our blog. and even more amazing, i remembered the password and email address to sign in!

For all u girls out there, who is always belittling my memory, now is the time to kneel down and beg for my forgiveness! AND, buy ginko nuts for urselves to improve ur memory!

i dunno what came over me. just felt like like bloggin here all of the sudden. maybe im missing u guys. NAH. cannot be.

Anyway, a minute ago i was watchin this youtube video that Beesiang insisted on me watching. Its some concert showing my darling wu ke qun performing live. Then the beesiang ask me to fast forward to 13.20. den.. den.. den HAHAHAHAA. damn funny lor.

at 13.26, Kenji suddenly kee siao and abruptly ripped off his little sexy black top, knelt down and started to hit his own chest. VERY violently. ouch.. poor kenji, wanna make girls drool also dont need to hit what. can try tickle..

Btw, i've watched it 3 times oredi and i still crack up each time. even thinking about it now makes me giggle alone in front of the com.

so if u think u havent been laughin enough lately, here goes..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq_8-R7swl0

ANW sian ah... im supposed to be doing my assignment now cos my deadline is on friday. BUT im just bumming ard! so not productive. Kenji's fault lor..

and if u guys free come back to blog ok. recently very little interaction ah. LOVE U ALL!

lotsa love, ting ting