i have no life

hello girls im enjoying a bit of freedom now. just sat for my law paper. YEAH test on a sunday.. best way ever to end my week.

Anyway i must stop telling u about my daily activities but pls let this be the last time. I need to let u know urgently that im acting more and more like a pig that i'm scaring myself.

12.30: wake up. natural reflex to turn on laptop. of course after brushing teeth, washing up and drinking a glass of water. Go facebook, check email, go twitter and tweet. Lately, all ive been tweeting about is school, especially PR. and im getting really stressed. see my face, 1.. 2.. 3.. THREE pimples on the right side of my face (and i havent had pimples for a long time!). pls go away soon, pimples. i wanna look normal and decent on my birthday.

stress.. not to mention im having dreams EVERY night. my friend says its a sign of being stressed out.. this can only mean that peishan is nv stressed in her entire life, except for once when she dreamt that she got thrown into jail for being late. and this means that im stressed out for 80% of my life. my dreams are very weird btw.

1) playing netball with a plastic bag. how is this scientifically possible i wonder

2) caught a group of bangalas peeping at me while i pee. no, not 1, is a GROUP. and if that is not bad enough, they seem to be discussing. what can u discuss about ppl urinating? pee too yellow? aiming not good. im really not being racist, like ive said this is a dream i cannot control it. if i could i would have have very much preferred my peeping tom to be ah xiang.

3) in some mountains on some sort of survival mission/adventure and i apparently have to fight off some evil creatures along the way with my partner. and i did! my first opponent is an angler fish. i cannot rmb if the battleground is land or water and i cant swim either. one of my other opponent is a toad. and i killed it by slitting its stomach. gross rite. i hope im not mentally unsound..

I'm very sure i dreamt last night too but i forgot what issit regarding.

visit blogs.. see chio bus.. go to stomp. Everyday, i hope to see articles on ppl caught making out. Hoping to see familiar faces and afraid to see my own, making out with ah xiang. And everytime im at Stomp, and i know my bro is near, i will click and view another browser and pretend its what that is catching my attention while actually thinking about whether there will be any couple caught making out.

Before u go and and think that im a pervert, i must let u know that im kidding. really.

4pm: Take a nap. OMG CAN U BELIEVE THIS? i just said ' take a nap', and that is like 3h plus after i awoke.

5pm: wake up. go bathe and get ready for school.

7pm: lesson starts. brain switches to space out mode.

11pm: reach home and routine continues.... this is really sickening i need to get a life!! omg


lots and lots of love from tingting who may be losing her sanity very soon

bad omen

hello i know im supposed to be doing my work but heck lah.. so retarded the deadline got extended AGAIN but i just realised i got more work to do SIBEI SIAN.

anyway , i had a really weird dream last night, no, nightmare.. i dreamt of huiping.

and she was abusing me until all of my teeth fell out.

uhhhh.. hahahha ok lah not really abusing me but she was like squashing me so that my jaws were like squeezed and my row of teeth got pushed out. ok sth like tt its pretty hard to describe in words but yeah u get the picture. basically she abused me..

and they say dreams are opposite of reality. nah ah i dont think so! this seems fairly plausible in reality.. i can so imagine hp doing it to me like right now. AND i am pretty sure she will do exactly what she did in the dream to me when she sees me (IF she reads this)

wanted to post this on her fb wall but remembered that shes inactive on fb... so..... yeah.

ah ting, the fortune teller says

1) avoid huiping at all costs
2) motivate ting ting to do her work
3) give ting ting money

Help please

I swear i wanted to stay home today to start on my assignment.. There, its written in my organiser - finish up on PR journal entries. I'm far from finishing, not even close to starting. And then i spend hours worrying about how little time i have to complete my work rather than actually doing something about it. Seriously just won myself the Queen of procrastinator award lor. Like e older i get the more i delay wads wrong with me!! i think its the opp for other ppl..

Even my sleeping habits. something is really wrong with me................................ I have been sleeping at 5am every day without fail for the past month and waking up at like 1pm. my body clock is so screwed. And dont ask me what ive been doing keeping late nights. doing meaningless stuff lor.. like stalking pretty girls ( yes i have a fetish for chio bus i tell u sth's really wrong with me. i think my sexual orientation is slowly changing......... ), reading blogs, catching up with stomp (how bo liao can i be! my bro even tried to stop me from gg stomp) , having supper and in the meantime getting fat, AND watching porn, just kidding.

SO today, i decided to forsake my plans and went for dinner with weiqi and cy at ah loy thai. next time lets go eat there together. they recently expanded. food is good............. service soso. and i told myself i will get started on my readings when i get home. i wanted to, u can ask cy.. and den when i go home, my routine starts.. turn on com, do my meaningless stuff and chat online etc etc.

How ah.. i wanna change all this. i wanna be normal.. i wanna complete my assignments on a timely basis. i wanna turn in early and rise early and exercise everyday and drink freshly squeezed fruit juice everyday and bodybrush everyday. can u all please help me, thanks

yours sincerely, procrastinaTINGTING

Powerhouse is ...

Hello,
Just to share some thoughts about PH last night.

1. You need to be drunk to club.
I think drinking outside is a good idea to save $$ but it wastes the effect of the liquor cause walking there makes you sober. After dancing for a while, the liquor evaporates from your body and you will become too sober to dance and the feel of disgustingness will starts to overpower you.
I have sat at the side bar for a period of time last night, super soberly. Watching the people on the dance floor and on the platforms are entertaining. But I don't understand what are they doing, it's like in a state of self-destruction whereby zillions of guys are swamping around you and you don't care. There are pretty girls on the platform who are dancing exagerating on it and guys are cheering on them on the floor and looking up their skirts. They definitely don't need such attention cause they are really good looking. They can attract guys just by sitting in one corner. Pris thinks that they just fall out of love. Can you all don't do something stupid when shilian? Thanks a lot. In conclusion, liquor is very important. Need to keep drinking it to keep high.

2. Too many guys wearing checkered shirts.
Especially in the shades of red and blue. I have no idea whether it was coincidence last night, but I think more than 1/4 of the guys are wearing checkered shirts. I have nothing against them but too many people wearing it together is just plain weird. My friend and I was looking for a guy wearing checkered and it was impossible to recognize cause all of the looks the same. Guys really need to do something to differeniate themselves. I also saw guys wearing checkered shirt when eating mac's breakfast today. I am so sian of it.

3. It's disgusting to realise that the hands on your body aren't your friends'.
It was packed like sardine last night so like usual, all of us are hugging which other or holding on to each other's waist. There are a few times that I have thought that the hands belongs to you all but to realise it is some odd tikos. And i think they have hold on damn long but to my ignorance. This is super duper gross and it makes me feel dumb. Especially if its people who had came with you, they ought to have the decency to know that they shouldn't "attack" us. It is plain awkward.

Actually, all these would not have mattered if the guys are good looking.

xoxo,
mic

I WANT TO PLAY!!!!

HELLLOOOOOO GIRLS! i know all of you miss me and you all must have thought i MIA till dont know where like that hp. but sorry, i'm not so irresponsible (i hope she doesn't read this) and leave you girls alone, missing me so much! awwwww...

anw, you all shld stop flaunting that you all can rmb the user and pw okay! it's so easy to rmb pls! probably ytisapig is a better pw! :D

like all of you, i'm super busy with school, not just school, with tuition, schoolwork (projs, assignments, presentations, video taking, yes my sch is lame and mad), outside schoolwork (eg. uni friend's bday, uni friend's singing competition to support...)... as all of you know, i got the suckiest timetable this sem which is 8.30am everyday from mon-fri and with tuition, i'm ending all my days in the evening, and i got to sleep early or i'll die the following day. these explain why i'm missing from msn/fb/skype/whereever. sigh.

i'm having recess week now and i'm actually doing work from day one, until now, i haven't rested. i'm feeling so stressed everyday and i sincerely wanna leave NIE for good. i think you girls can't feel my stress, let me explain further... my period was late for 7 freaking days omg! i almost thought i was pregnant (maybe one of my soft toys on my bed did it to me). 7 days leh! which is ard 38 days since my last period. okay this is too detailed but i just wanna express how stressed i am. uni life sucks big time! esp when you're studying what you don't like! i know you all will agree with me with four limbs up!

so well, there's nthg much to update about my life, even though i try to create fun whenever i can, like laugh at my tuition kid, or play MJ and daidee on the train. thanks to iphone, i seriously love the iphone. anw, i reallllly wanna play, and i hope i could join you all at powerhouse tmr and see all of you get drunk and laugh! i want to relax and have a day off completely, but it's impossible! i simply cannot afford the time. ):

WHY AM I LEADING SUCH A MISERABLE LIFE?!?! T.T

i hope 6.5years will pass faster so that freedom will be mine again!! and pls ah, after uni, do choose a job you really like or you'll end up like me! complain and rant also no use.

oh and, in case anyone's wondering about my love life, sy and i are fine. do update about your love lives too okay!! eyecandy, new target or anything, since we can't meet up that much now. ):

all the best girls! and hope to see new posts coming up soon! :D


with much love, qy!

random no. 2

I cant stand it I cant stand it I cant stand it.


can someone pls psycho me to get started on my bloody readings? if i dun get started now, where will i find the time to? grr still gotta work this week what a bitch.

zzzz and my mom sibei irritating hahahhahaa. before she leave home keep asking me to bring the clothes in if it starts to rain. Then 5 minutes after she leave hse, tell me ' xia yu liao'

me: then? (just to piss her off)

following that was 5 seconds silence then she kup the phone. wha hang up the phone on me lor... goood........

anw rain my foot ah, the sky is just dark not even raining...

ok bye everyone see ya on fri!
powerhouse at night okie dokie.

muack muack, ting'er

a typical day at work

hello ting ting is back HAHAHA.

im sure u guys are damn interested to know all about my work HAHAHAHAHAA. dun lie, u guys wanna know everything about me. HAHA forgive me for my narcissm. im just kidding lah anyway, this entry is for myself for memories sake.

A TYPICAL DAY AT WORK

I always try to be early.. yeah to catch the . wait i gotta take a shit first brb.

anyway, yeah to catch the shuttle bus cos im too lazy to walk all the way in. have to walk 13 minutes leh to be exact. so long..

so once i reach i will punch my card change clothes and sometimes shit. i dunno why i have so much shit. its like my digestive system works too well. and i dun even eat a lot of bananas leh?

Then after that i will stroll to the cashier area hoping that everyone misses me (im just kidding) and check my stationing. And everytime i work i wish tt i'll be stationed at table 1-7 but my wish hardly ever comes true so i should stop wishing den i would be damn happy if im really stationed there.

so anw i will then stroll to my station again and the first thing i do is to pour a glass of warm water for myself (even if i dont need to drink immediately) i just do that cos its a habit and actually makes me feel accomplished. like wow im so productive, i just reached only and already did sth a.k.a. pour a glass of water. and hopefully the upper management ppl will think im actually pouring the water for customer.

after im done den i go walk around my station and register the customers' faces in my brain (dunno wtf for also) and my workplace is famous for those Sg men to bring china female partners to dine with them. I'm quite sure men who do that cannot find a girlfriend that's why they do that. so when i take their order, i will scrutinize the mens' faces and analyse their behaviour and try to find out what exactly is wrong with them that they cannot find themselves a girlfriend. bald? too stingy? limp dick?

Then its time for lunch (peak period) busy.. or if not, den at least act busy. During this time, someone has to go parkway to da bao food and i will pray tt im not the one cos im too lazy to go out to buy food and still must carry so much stuff. i rather stay in the restaurant and laugh at customers or space out.

after that, the crowd will die down a bit and its time to act busy, while all the while hoping that they will ask me to go for my lunch break.

Lunchtime - go to the VIP room to check out my food and either get a surprise or a heart attack. but most of the time its a heart attack cos u see dog food. like ure so excited cos ure finally having your break so u open your da bao styrofoam box and each time praying it is 1 nice meat and 1 nice veggie. i cannot decide if the da bao person hates me or thinks im easily pleased.

eat finish den slp. no, TRY to slp because my restaurant has this stupid policy to play its own stupid, irritating songs.. the songs are like... hmm i cant find words to describe how stupid it is. oh ok i just came up with 5 words. it is annoying, irritating, a nuisance and irritating. Opps did i mention irritating already? oh yes.. u get the picture now. it is in short, irritating.

and as if tt is not irritating enough, the music i mean noise, is amplified even more in the VIP room so it deafens out your sheep counting so yeah usually, u dont get any sleep. and it sucks more when your customers cant keep their mouths shut when they're having their meals. i mean ok, im fine if u have to talk i do that all the time but u dun have to shout across the table and talk as loud as our beloved huiping rite? hahahha just kidding.

den its time to take a shit. (i told u so) my favourite shitting place is the handicap toilet cos u can have it all to urself and when u shit, nobody but you yourself can hear the 'plop' sound. hopefully it is not taken. den the first thing i check is the toilet seat. it is almost 90% of the time dirty. stained with pee u know u know.

im not sure who the limp dick(s) belong(s) to also. might be someone from the restaurant, might be customer i have no idea. Den i do cleaning myself. yes.. and that is obviously not enough so i stack some toilet paper on the seat to make sure. on some lucky days when it is not stained with pee, i still do the same cos u can never be sure........

den its back to work again. usually at this time its the least busy so i start doing what i do best - acting busy. if not then i check the chopsticks for mould. yeah but usually there are no mould/mushroom/fungus growing on the chopsticks and after i check, it only becomes more dirty from my hands that cleaned the toilet seat.

if not i sit down and fold and cut paper for the tempura food items. and soil those paper again with the hands that cleaned the toilet seat. soon, at 6pm, the crowd comes in.

i dont understand wads e rush. why have dinner at 6pm??? sky not even dark yet. you already have 2 of your meals (breakfast and lunch) when the sky is bright so at least for the last meal, eat when its dark? do u understand my logic??? must balance a bit what.

so then i stop whatever i am doing albeit reluctantly. Put on a smile and serve customers. there are 5 types of customers you meet everyday. 1st is the very likable customers, 2nd is the quite likable, 3rd is the okok, 4th is not very likable and 5th is impossible to like. and den there's also the 6th- dunno whether u should like them a not. i give u example ok. one day, u meet a quite likable customer then 20 minutes later, u pour hot tea on their little boy. hmmm..

after 6pm, ppl just keep coming and leaving, high turnover rate and theres no way u can slack, even if you want to. time passes quite fast.. NOT. only sometimes lah. my favourite thing to do (if i really have to choose) is to serve food cos quite brainless and to take order cos i love laughin at customers secretly. but i hope to meet sweet and likable customers each time i take order. sweet customers think ure cute and 1 of them mistook me for 16 yrs old. " just finish o'levels ah". HAHAAHAHAA ' yeah finish 4 years ago oredi'

wa lau if beesiang works there, den customers will sue my boss for exploiting child labour?

at about 9.30 pm, u will be waiting for management ppl to call on you to start doing your side duties. there are 3 side duties. 1) clean table 2)wash ginger and wasabi containers 3) clean pantry.

no. 1 clean table sounds easy enough.. actually yes cos its quite a brainless task just do everything senselessly. but slowest cos most time consuming. and i dunno why im always stuck with the clean table side duty. everytime i get tt, i start to wonder if i got that duty again because im really good at cleaning tables and do a good job out of it, or issit cos im really bad at it that they think i need more practice.

.... hmmm... till date, i dont have an answer.

anyways, when im done with my duty i will TRY to assist other ppl with their duties and den shun bian go check what leftover food there are. i keep a special lookout for avocado items and fried stuff (prawns/salmon skin/soft shell crab) and my favourite steamed egg.

i eat and then go...... and that's basically my worklife. not very interesting so have to entertain myself at work.

ok im done!

lotsa love ting ting, sincerely, your waitress